Last night I killed a small spider on my desk before going to sleep. This morning, I found and killed another small spider on my desk. And another.
Hmmm.
I search my room, high and low, looking for more, dreading the inevitable. Small spider on the chair. On the cardboard box where i keep my whiteboard. On the doorframe.
Crap.
I go outside into the living room area, and what do I see coming out of the air-conditioning vent? Dozens more. (I called Angie this morning saying there were like hundreds, but later on I realized most of them were in my mind. There were merely dozens.) DOZENS!!!
Contrary to what occurs during my worst nightmare versions of this very scenario, I did not run out of the apartment screaming. I stood paralyzed for a few seconds, and then looked frantically around to see how far these little monsters had gotten during the night. So far, the kitchen looks safe, and so does my roommate’s room (damnit, i *knew* i picked the wrong one!). There are a few by the television. They are not just crawling, they are also paragliding, or whatever you call it, down the walls, up the walls.
Luckily, my bathroom is safe too, so far.
It was too early to call building services when I first found them, but I didn’t want to stay in my apt, so I ran over to CVS, which does *not* carry bug spray. I went to Ralphs and called my mom, who told me the ant spray woudl be fine for my purposes. But then, coming back to my building I ran into the apartment coordinator, who told me to dial the maintenance people anyway. I dialed the wrong number the first time (sorry, “Glen”!), and then I was told to fill out a pest-control form (“pests”!) at the rental office.
So somebody will come, hopefully, today, to spray the crap out of these little buggers, and in the meantime I’ve been ducking out of the way of spiders, trying to empty cupboards and drawers, and right now I am hanging out in the study lounge next to the laundry room of my building with two days’ worth of clothing and other valuables. I am seriously contemplating never coming back, and just commuting for the rest of the year. It’s got to be better than SPIDERS!
update: So I just went back to my apt and there’s a little hanger saying I can’t go in until 3PM, so I guess they’ve already come and gone. I’ve been fairly impressed with the response time of my building people, but I’m wondering how they knew where to spray, because I’m pretty sure I was too freaked out and vague to tell them clearly. And I didn’t do the best job of emptying cabinets and stuff. Oh well! The important thing is that the spiders be GONE when I go back!
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